December 2010
4 posts
Writings of a Teenager
I am currently applying for a communications job and my dad suggested I pull up some writing samples from when I was in college. This means I just accessed some files I wrote when I was a freshman and sophomore that are so embarrassing yet so hilarious and I feel sorry for the teenager that wrote them.
Reading everything over, back then was obviously a very emotional time for me seeing as how I...
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What is GOING ON HERE?!
So I don’t like to call people, especially people I don’t know. One person I’ve been trying to call for a while has been my new dentist. I signed up for the junky, cheap-o insurance at work and they made me choose a random dentist as a condition of signing up. I thought that was weird, but I said fine and picked a random dentist. Today was my 5th time calling this guy’s...
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This is a poem
It is composed of bits of overheard/ misheard conversation. The title shall be “Victoria’s Secret Adventures.”
I’ll be here, churching in the shadows, It tastes like music. Men don’t “select” they just grab one, And then he put it in my big toe.
You’re alone and then you’re mickied. Oh come on, I’ll be fat, Fat and hopeful, I’m...
Rudeness Sucks
I’m trying to figure out what went wrong.
First, I believe my own behavior and discomfort in social situations (such as the one I was just at) were a contributing factor.
However, I also believe my host’s behavior was another major factor, since he didn’t try one bit to make me feel at ease. Perhaps he is just as uncomfortable being one of the only people in their early 20s in...